अक्षय कुमार के '5 कम 20' मीम, जो आप ज़िंदगी के किसी भी मौके पर इस्तेमाल कर सकते हैं

लाइफ की हर सिचुएशन के लिए अक्की भैया वाला मीम होता है.

जब लाइफ हो आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल, तो सीटी बजा के बोल… ऑल इज़ वेल.

हेडलाइन में अक्षय कुमार. कहानी शुरू हो रही है आमिर के गाने से. ये क्या बात हुई? यही सोच रहे हैं न आप. लेकिन ये ऑन पर्पस लिखा है. वो क्या है न, सीटी-वीटी बजती नहीं है अपने से, तो जब लाइफ आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल लगती है तो हम अक्षय कुमार के मीम्स खोजते हैं. उन्हें देखकर हंस लेते हैं थोड़ा, और फिर लगता है ऑल इज़ वेल.

आप कहेंगे ऐसा क्या है ‘अच्छय’ के मीम में. हम कहेंगे लाइफ की हर सिचुएशन के लिए अक्की भैया का मीम है. पर हम इत्ता अच्छय, अच्छय काहे कर रहे हैं? क्योंकि आज बड्डे है उनका. पता ही नहीं चला एक घूंट थम्ब्स अप के लिए इतनी कूद-फांद मचाने वाले अक्षय कब 53 साल के हो गए. [ये पढ़कर हमारी उम्र कैल्कुलेट न करने लगना. ही ही ही]

तो हां, लाइफ की हर सिचुएशन के लिए अक्की भैया वाला मीम इंटरनेट पर मिल जाएगा. अब देखोः

1. आपने अगले दिन बीमार पड़ने का प्लान बना रखा है. और ये ऑफिस के सबसे भरोसेमंद दोस्त को बता दिया. लेकिन वो दोस्त बात-बात में दूसरों के सामने कह दे- कल तो तुम नहीं आओगे. तो क्या कहोगे आप?

2. लेकिन जब वही दोस्त अगले दिन बॉस को बताए कि हां सर, वो सच में बीमार है, मैं तो सुबह-सुबह उसे देख भी आया. बुखार उतर ही नहीं रहा उसका.

3. वाय सिक्योरिटी से घिरी कंगना की फोटो देखने के बाद मुंबई पुलिसः

4. किसी भी ग़लती पर टोकने पर आपका बेस्ट फ्रेंड:

5. जब हर काम में गलती निकालने वाले कलीग के सामने बॉस आपकी तारीफ कर दे.

6. जिस दिन सुबह छह बजे नींद खुल जाए.

7.जब आप अपना पुराना चार्जर भूल जाएं और उधार मांगने पर दोस्त चमचमाता चार्जर दे:

8. जब आप अपने सैलरी अकाउंट से सेविंग अकाउंट में पैसे ट्रांसफर करते हैं और पेनाल्टी से बच जाते हैं

9. पीएम मोदी की मोर वाली फोटो देखने के बाद.

10. कम सैलरी को लेकर रोने वाले फ्रेशर को अपना स्ट्रगल बताते हुए लिटरली हर कॉर्पोरेट एम्प्लॉयीः

11. जब आप दो घंटे लगाकर फॉर्म भरें और वो फॉर्म एक्सेप्ट न हो, क्योंकि आप किसी कोने पर कोई बॉक्स क्लिक करना भूल गए थे, तब आपः

12. ‘दो महीने में पाएं छरहरी काया’, वाला ऐड देखकर जिम मेंबरशिप लेने के बाद रिजल्ट नहीं आने पर कम्प्लेंट करने जाओ, तब टर्म्स एंड कंडीशन के कागज़ दिखाता जिम ट्रेनरः

13. 2014 में हर अकाउंट में 15 लाख वाली बात सुनने के बाद, हर चौक चौराहे पर बीजेपी वालेः

14. जब फेयरनेस क्रीम वाले ऐड्स चार शेड तक गोरेपन का दावा करें. तब मैंः

15. और फिर, कभी न कभी हर किसी के जीवन में जहां जीतने वाला मोमेंट तो आता ही है. उसके लिए है ये वाला मीम

पिंकु कुमार कोन हैं who is pinku kumar social media PR viral pinku Kumar kon Hai

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Pichhale dino viral ho rahe binod kumar ke bad ab social media pr ab
Pinku Kumar bhahut vairal ho raha hai ye pinku kumar hai aakhir hai kon


Aapko pta hi hoga ki sally point ke YouTube comment pr rost bnane ke bad Binod bahut hi viral hua tha

Eske bad ab pinku Kumar ya Hindi mai पिंकु कुमार बहुत teji se viral ho raha hai aakhir ye pinku Kumar Hai kon to chaliye Jan lete Hai ki pinku Kumar kon Hai


Pinku Kumar ya Hindi mai पिंकु कुमार bhi sally point ke rost video mai hi tha jese binod ne Youtube cocomment box mai Binod likha tha  usi tarh pinku Kumar ne bhi YouTube comment box mai pinku likhatha vo bhi Hindi mai पिंकु कुमार lekin logo ka dhyan pinku Kumar ki tarf na jakar keval Binod ki tarf hi gya thao es liye kuchh memer ab pinku Kumar ki justice dilane pr tile hue hai or trend pr la rahe hai justice for pinku Kumar ya justice for Hindi mai pinku kumar


Aapko hamari jankari kesi lagi aap haume comment box mai bta sakte hai

Note :- koi comment mai Binod nahi likhega 

Binod say mai mc hu jo YouTube mai comment kiya

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Memer ke dvara troll hone pr samne aaya binod or bola
Mai maderchod hu jo yaha aaya

Ji haa aakhir Binod samne aahi gya or rone laga bola oh bhai maro mujhe obhai maro mujhe nahi ek sec. Yr ye koe majak  chal rha hai yaha

Binod - social media pr viral hone ke bad Binod ne kaha

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Agar Aap social media pr active hai or Binod ko nahi jan te ye to hohi nahi sakta

Ji ha binod
Binod ek asi hati ban chuka hai jise aaj lag bhag aadha bhart janane laga hai
Binod ne famous ho ne ke bad kya kaha hoga chaliye jan lete hai

Binod apne famous hone ke bad kay kah sakte hai ye to vahi jante hai lekin ek bat jarur hai esne tang sab ko kar rakha hai pure social media pr chhaye hue hai Binod

Binod ke bare mai or jane yaha click kare

Sath hi sath log use galiya bhi de rahe hai

Binod ne kaha mai maderchod hu jo YouTube mai comment kiya 

Jane Binod kon hai

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"Binod" kon hai

Who is "binod"

Social media pr viral "binod"

Binod ka famous hona ek aam bat nahi hai aakhir social media hai esa plate form jha pr koi bhi chutkiyo mai famous ho jata hai 

Binod ke bare mai or jane click here.           https://phinorchemistry.blogspot.com/2020/08/binod-social-media-pr-viral-hone-ke-bad.html

To chliye jante hai ki ye binod kon hai puri details mai 

Har jagah meme mai YouTube mai meme comment mai aapne ab tak binod ka nam to sun pad or dekh hi liya hoga to ab jan hi lete hai ki binod hai kya 

Sabse pahle ye saval aata hai ki binod kon hai koi aadmi ka nam hai ya kosi pr chij ka  ya koi janvar ka nam binod hai jo etana trend kar rha hai

To aap samjh hi sak te hai ki binod ka kitana bda mamla ban gaya hai

To aap ko bta du ki binod ek chutiya hai jisne khali bithe bhaithe video ke niche apna nam comment kar diya jis ko 7 mc type ke chutiye logo ne like kar diya uska ek youtuber ne apne video  mai dikhai ya hai jo YouTube pr abhi bhi uplabdh  YouTube channel ka nam hai "slayy point" es YouTube channel pr ye video abhi bhi uplabdh hai

Agar aap ko hamara artical achhchha laga hoto hamare web page ko follow kar le

 thanking you

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Seven dead, 60 infected by new infectious disease in China: Report

At least seven people have died in Anhui and East China's Zhejiang province due to the virus, the report said.

A new infectious disease caused by a tick-borne virus has killed seven people and infected 60 others in china, official media here reported on Wednesday, warning about the possibility of its human-to-human transmission.

More than 37 people in East China’s Jiangsu Province contracted with the SFTS Virus in the first half of the year. Later, 23 people were found to have been infected in East China’s Anhui province, state-run Global Times quoted media reports.

SFTS Virus is not a new virus. China has isolated pathogen of the virus in 2011, and it belongs to the Bunyavirus category.

Virologists believe that the infection may have been passed on to humans by ticks and that the virus can be transmitted between humans, it said

More than 37 people in East China’s Jiangsu Province contracted with the SFTS Virus in the first half of the year. Later, 23 people were found to have been infected in East China’s Anhui province, state-run Global Times quoted media reports

 WOMAN FROM NANJING, CAPITAL OF JIANGSU, WHO SUFFERED FROM THE VIRUS SHOWED ONSET OF SYMPTOMS SUCH AS FEVER, COUGHING. DOCTORS FOUND A DECLINE OF LEUKOCYTE, BLOOD PLATELET INSIDE OF HER BODY. AFTER A MONTH OF TREATMENT, SHE WAS DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL.

At least seven people have died in Anhui and East China’s Zhejiang province due to the virus, the report said.

SFTS VIRUS IS NOT A NEW VIRUS. CHINA HAS ISOLATED PATHOGEN OF THE VIRUS IN 2011, AND IT BELONGS TO THE BUNYAVIRUS CATEGORY.

Virologists believe that the infection may have been passed on to humans by ticks and that the virus can be transmitted between humans, it said

Sheng Jifang, a doctor from the first affiliated hospital under Zhejiang University, said that the possibility of human-to-human transmission could not be excluded; patients can pass the virus to others via blood or mucous.

Doctors warned that tick bite is the major transmission route, as long as people remain cautious, there’s no need to over panic over such virus contagion, it said.

Seven dead, 60 infected by new infectious disease in China

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Seven dead, 60 infected by new infectious disease in China: Report

At least seven people have died in Anhui and East China's Zhejiang province due to the virus, the report said.

A new infectious disease caused by a tick-borne virus has killed seven people and infected 60 others in china, official media here reported on Wednesday, warning about the possibility of its human-to-human transmission.

More than 37 people in East China’s Jiangsu Province contracted with the SFTS Virus in the first half of the year. Later, 23 people were found to have been infected in East China’s Anhui province, state-run Global Times quoted media reports.

SFTS Virus is not a new virus. China has isolated pathogen of the virus in 2011, and it belongs to the Bunyavirus category.

Virologists believe that the infection may have been passed on to humans by ticks and that the virus can be transmitted between humans, it said

A new infectious disease caused by a tick-borne virus has killed seven people and infected 60 others in China, official media here reported on Wednesday, warning about the possibility of its human-to-human transmission.

More than 37 people in East China’s Jiangsu Province contracted with the SFTS Virus in the first half of the year. Later, 23 people were found to have been infected in East China’s Anhui province, state-run Global Times quoted media reports

 woman from Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu, who suffered from the virus showed onset of symptoms such as fever, coughing. Doctors found a decline of leukocyte, blood platelet inside of her body. After a month of treatment, she was discharged from the hospital.

At least seven people have died in Anhui and East China’s Zhejiang province due to the virus, the report said.

SFTS Virus is not a new virus. China has isolated pathogen of the virus in 2011, and it belongs to the Bunyavirus category.

Virologists believe that the infection may have been passed on to humans by ticks and that the virus can be transmitted between humans, it said

Sheng Jifang, a doctor from the first affiliated hospital under Zhejiang University, said that the possibility of human-to-human transmission could not be excluded; patients can pass the virus to others via blood or mucous.

Doctors warned that tick bite is the major transmission route, as long as people remain cautious, there’s no need to over panic over such virus contagion, it said.

rafel kese udae jane rafel kese udate hai sirf do mint mai

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rafel udane kelilye dosto aapke pass sabse pahle 32/64 bit pc hona chahiea isake bad aapke pass gta old verssion hona avsayak hai 

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Sushant Singh Rajput death: Rhea Chakraborty moves Supreme Court, seeks transfer of probe from Patna to Mumbai

The move came a day after Rajput’s father K K Singh lodged a police complaint in Patna against Chakraborty and six others, including her family members, accusing them of abetting the actor’s suicide.

Bollywood actress Rhea Chakraborty Wednesday moved the Supreme Court seeking transfer of an FIR lodged against her in Patna to Mumbai, where probe in the death case of actor Sushant Singh Rajput is going on.

The move came a day after Rajput’s father K K Singh lodged a police complaint in Patna against Chakraborty and six others, including her family members, accusing them of abetting the actor’s suicide.

Advocate Satish Maneshinde, who is representing Chakraborty, said he has filed a petition in the apex court seeking transfer of the case from Patna to Mumbai.

In her plea, Chakraborty has also sought stay on probe by Bihar Police on the FIR lodged by Rajput’s father till disposal of her plea in top court, the lawyer said.

genetics basics or mandelisem

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genetics :- aanuvansik lakshano ki vansanugati v variation ki study genetics kahte hai genetics sabad
 gene sabd se bna hai genetics sabd batson ne diya tha 1905 mai

aauvanshik lakshan:-

jivo mai sexual reproduction k dauran jivo mai bahut sare lakshno ka sanchrn perents se child mai hota hai jinhe aaanuvansik lakshan kahte hai

vibhinnata :-

sexual reproductionkahte hai

what is neuron ? neuron kya hai in hindi ? तंत्ररिका क्या है ? तंत्रिका किसे कहते है

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तंत्ररिका क्या है ? तंत्रिका किसे कहते है

तंत्रिका के बारे में जानने से पहले ये जान लेते है की समन्वय किसे कहते है

समन्वय :-

               समन्वय एक ऐसी प्रक्रिया होती है जिसमे दो या दो से अधिक अंग मिलकर कार्य कर ते है जिससे अंग की दक्षता  बढ जाती है व् कार्य तेज गति से सम्पादित होता है

समन्वय की जरुरत क्यों :-  

पुरे सरीर को एक साथ काम करने केलिए सभी अंगो में ताल मेल होने चाहिए इसीलये समन्वय की अवसायकता हुई ताकि सभी कार्य बिना किसी रुकावट के सम्पादित होसके 

समन्वय किताने प्रकार का होता है 

समन्वय 2 प्रकार का होता है 

1. तंत्रिकीय समन्वय    2. हार्मोनल समन्वय 

Ab bolo

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Bolo amazon ki maa ka b#osda

21Jun 2020 ka grahan itana impotant kyu

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Antriksh Mein Hone Wali Bahut Si ghatnaon mein se ek hai hi grahan Ka Hona Yun To doston Antriksh mein bahut sari ghatnayen Karti rahti hai lekin lekin grahan ka vah ek alag hi Vishesh mahatva hai Bharat Ke Prachin Itihas mein se grahan ka Dharmik ullekh Milta Hai 

Grahan Ka Hona Ek khagoliy ghatna hai jismein Surya Prithvi aur Chandrama Hote Hain grahan Surya Chandrama Prithvi ki sthiti per nirbhar Karta Hai Kaun Sa hona hai Jab Surya Prithvi ke bich mein Chandrama a Jata Hai To Chandrama ki Chhaya Prithvi per padati hai Jis Se Surya Kale Rang ka Dikhai deta hai yahi surya grahan kahlata hai aur 

aur jab Surya tatha Chandrama ke Madhya Prithvi Aaj Aati Hai Hi Tu to Prithvi Koi Chhaya Chandrama per padati hai jisse Chandrama Kale Rang ka Dikhai deta hai hi Yahi chandragrahan ka Lata hai hi 

Bharat mein grahan ka Itihaas bahut Purana Hai Prachin pustakon mein grahan ka Itihaas Milta Hai tatha ismein Dharmik Aastha Chudi hoti hai

21St  Jun 2020  ka grahan mahatva puran kyu

21 June 2020 ko surya grahan hone wala hai yah grahan apne aap Mein Ek Vishesh mahatva Rakhta hai hi grahan Ka Aisa Sanyog lagbhag 120 Sal bad Hua Hai Kyunki ki ek sau Bees Saal Baad 30 Din Mein 3 grahan Ek Sath Aaye Hain ji han doston 30 Din Mein 3 grahan Ek sath abhi 5 June ko ek Chandra grahan gaya tha 21 June ko surya grahan hai tatha Aane Wale Kuchh Dinon Mein Ek Chandra grahan aur Aane Wala Hai hi hi Aisa Sanyog lagbhag 120 Sal bad ho raha hai is Karan hai apne aap Mein Ek mahatvpurn ho jata hai

Scientists ke liye mahatavpurn kyo

 Jab Bhi Koi khagoliy ghatna karti hai To vah vaigyanikon ke liye bahut mahatvpurn hoti hai aur yah ghatna bhi vaigyanikon ke liye bahut hi mahatvpurn hai hi Kyunki Jaise hi Surya Grahan Shuru Hoga vaise hi hi Kai Salon bad Chandrama ka pichla hissa Prithvi ki or hoga jo bahut kam Baar Hota Hai hi Jahan per satellite per Nahin bheja jata hai aur Jahan Ki tasviren Bhi bahut kam prapt hai isliye yah hai vaigyanikon Ke Liye Ye bahut hi mahatvpurn ho jata hai hi is Samay Sabhi vaigyanik is grahan ko dekhne wale Chandrama ke Pichhle Hisse ki tasviren khinchne wala Shodh karne ke liye Ye taiyar Baithe Hain vah Intezar kar rahe hain isliye yah grahan apne aap mein main bahut mahatvpurn ho jata hai

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Study table

culture medium

Culture medium 

Ve poshak padarth Jo kritrim paristhitiyon mein tissue ki vriddhi mein Sahayak Hote Hain culture medium kahlata hai

Jis Madhyam ya padarth per Uttak ki Wardhi karvai Jaati Hai yah samvardhan karvaya jata hai use samvardhan Madhyam Kahate Hain

Culture medium 

Samvardhan Madhyam ko Poshak Mahatyam yah nutrient medium bhi Kahate Hain prayog se purv prayogniy Uttak Ang ki adhiktam vriddhi ko protsahit Karne Wale  avashyak padarth ka gyan hona avashyak hai Usi anusar Aadhar ya pratiroopik Madhyam ( basal medium ) ko improve karta liya jata hai Aadhar ya prarup Madhyam main measure AVm  micro elements ke alava Karbonn  vitamin vah sar karaen hoti hai ismein Kuchh vriddhi niyamak growth regulator Jaise o

Auxin cytokinin gibberellin bhi Akal ya mishrit Roop se a upsthit Hote Hain posco ki aapurti mein laane ho to Ooh Poshak Madhyam mein padap ka Nishkarsh Jaise Nariyal ka tel Nariyal ka dudh falon Ke Ras Castle hydrolysate Aadi bhi Aadhar Madhyam Mein Milte Hain

Yah Madhyam asut Jal Mein liquid ke roop Mein ya solid group mein 0.8 % Agar Aadhar Mein banaya jata hai iska PH acidic Hota Hai lag bhag 5.8 Hota Hai is Madhyam ko  flask ya Patri plate yah shishya me avashyakta anusar Bhar kar absorbing cotton kag se band kar dete Hain Aisa kag/corck  guess ViniMein hone deta hai Lekin sukshm Jeev patro Mein Pravesh nahin kar paate hi

general science question

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STUDY" "study style"